Wednesday, July 6, 2011

BEDJ 6: Fake News In Brief

Residents of uptown Chicago are warned not be fooled by the telephone scam that seems to be tricking many people. The caller asks the residents for all their credit card numbers, bank account numbers, social security number, date of birth, full name, mother's maiden name, driver's licence information, passwords for every social network, and permission to steal their identity. The caller does not identify themselves to the victim nor the companies they are associated with.

New reports shows that following the liberation of Iraq, former President George W. Bush had tentative plans to invade Iran, Korea, Kuwait, Pakistan, and the United Kingdom. The newly released documents reveal that Bush  planned to invade London because a monarchy presented a clear and present danger to the United States. Plus, you know, tea.

Furthermore, the new reports from Washington reveal there may not have been a dictatorship in Iraq, but rather a Disney Land-like atmosphere. Also, Saddam Hussein was not really in charge and it's quite possible Iraq never existed in the first place.

Two men from Afghanistan are still in critical condition due to stab wounds following an attack from United Airline passengers trying to stop them from hijacking the plane. According to the pilot, authorities are confused since the men both checked the 'no' box in the "Are You a Terrorist" form. The two would-be terrorists plan to sue the passengers and the airlines for physical, emotional, and religious damages.
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VEDJ: pasta with butter
         : apple juice and orange juice
         : slice of pizza
         : granola bar
         : French Onion soup
         : Caesar salad
EEDJ: 25 laps
         : two hours of exercise and activity (jogging, walking, Frisbee, bocce ball)

2 comments:

  1. Lol, they make me NOT tick the "Do you plan to overthrow the American government?" every time I fly in. Every time I am given the choice again... do I want to overthrow it? Hm? ... No. *sure*? Are you *sure*? :o)

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