If you haven't figured it out yet, I am a boy. And I live with two other boys. And we fit the stereotype that boys just don't want to clean. Our house isn't unfit for human habitation, but it's kinda ridiculous at times. With three hairy and bearded men and two cats, you can only imagine the type of filth that accumulates. Not to mention, we only clean about once every time Jesus walks the earth in His Human form.
I thought I saw the Son of God today, so I thought it was about that time to clean. Don't you know it, you can find a lot of treasures while pushing the furniture out. Here is a list of some of the things we found.
1. About 56 cents worth of change (my dinosaur bank was nice and happy about that one).
2. A black thong.
3. Several hair barrettes.
4. A lost pair of shoes.
5. A seashell
6. A used ring pop.
7. A cane with a wooden fish head.
8. Enough fur to create nine full-sized kitties.
9. Carmen San Diego.
10. Waldo.
11. Bigfoot.
12. My virginity.
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VEDJ: Applesauce
: Yogurt parfait
: Frozen strawberry slushie
: A glass of apple juice and a glass of OJ
: A big bowl of veggie soup with crackers.
: A salad with blueberries and strawberries
: White Rice
EEDJ: An hour walking around the park while reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. (Is there really any other way to walk?)
I think I found that plastic thing in my car. I think the thong is my favorite part. I also like to imagine that one of you guys had been wearing it.
ReplyDeleteGood job with the Es and the Vs, but here is mild scolding about the slushie (water and sugar) and I'm not seeing you mention that you've been drinking water, which is super important for you to do.
The thong is the shoe variety, right? Lol
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